My anaconda will consider it
"Boss Fight? Your Turn, Human…"
MY PAWS CANNOT DO THE COMBO MOVES PLEASE HELP
If you’re feeling anything less than happy, Here’s Peter Dinklage on a scooter.
Some advice: if you fuck on the first-date, he probably won’t come back for a second. If the sex was hot and he does come back enjoy becoming fuck-buddies, because by fucking on the first-date, you’ve essentially told him by your actions: “I’m easy and definitely not the type of girl you’ll be…
What did you just say?
this is seriously like the best thing about dogs
Karl Pilkington at the top of an active volcano in the South Pacific
So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this
And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and
My mum is the best
Whenever I see this I think well what if you weren’t gay and you came home one day to this