President Barack Obama
pour up (drank)
- me: i'll do it at 7PM
- time: 7:02PM
- me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now
I saw this before and IT GOT BETTER.
I need one.
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
this is mY FAVORITE THING
“…and when I close my eyes, I see you for who you truly are, which is UUUG-LAY.” (She’s The Man, 2006)
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
Someone hasn’t seen Friends…